following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
|—||George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones (via eiffeled)|
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
|—||Albert Camus, The Stranger (via splitterherzen)|
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
|—||Unknown (via suspend)|
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
the best reaction to bruce being the hulk
i think we all know this one person…
I think I’m this person..
I was thinking..
What if you drink enough human blood you would actually become a vampire..
What if you drink too much dead men’s blood you would become a zombie..
What if you drink a lot of seawater you would turn into a mermaid..
But then you can’t turn back because you drink seawater automatically while talking..
What if you drink enough Pepsi you would become pepsiman..
What if you watch enough Johnny Depp’s movies you would turn into a shapeshifter!